Snappy Dresser Pillows

'What do you think?' - 'Short, fat ugly people shouldn't wear white.'

Bear Costume

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

That every day look.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

Savory Types

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Utility Chic.

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

Choosing What To Wear.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I feel a draft."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"Maybe this year..."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."