Snappy Dresser Pillows

'What do you think?' - 'Short, fat ugly people shouldn't wear white.'

Bear Costume

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

Dog Dressed to Eat

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

Savory Types

That every day look.

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Put on your Easter bonnet!

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"Maybe this year..."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I feel a draft."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."