Dog Dresser Pillows

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Dog Dressed to Eat

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Snail Man

"We should start wearing masks."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Utility Chic.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Spider Web Stocking

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Choosing What To Wear.