Doggie Dresser Pillows

Winter Dog

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Beanirrito"

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"We should start wearing masks."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

That every day look.

Snail Man

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

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