Dog Dresser T-Shirts

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Advocado

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Christmas sweater alternatives

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Snail Man

Savory Types

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"We should start wearing masks."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Spider Web Stocking

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Utility Chic.

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'