Fancy Dresser Mugs

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Tailored mummy outfit.

'Nobody likes to wear wigs and tight pants more than me. however, when I said the company was 'rocked' by scandal...'

"Am I a bad parent if I had a better Halloween costume than either of my kids?"

A woman wearing a football pitch hat

Sweet Costume

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Advocado

"Beanirrito"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Snail Man

"We should start wearing masks."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."