Elegant Dresser Mugs

Elegant material for trousers - only takes two men to show the pattern

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Utility Chic.

Honey Costume

Choosing What To Wear.

Burlyesque

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"Maybe this year..."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Tailored mummy outfit.

Suits you Sir!

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