Elegant Dresser Prints

Elegant material for trousers - only takes two men to show the pattern

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

Utility Chic.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Honey Costume

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Choosing What To Wear.

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"Maybe this year..."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Burlyesque

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

Suits you Sir!

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Tailored mummy outfit.

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."