Fancy Dresser T-Shirts

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Tailored mummy outfit.

'Nobody likes to wear wigs and tight pants more than me. however, when I said the company was 'rocked' by scandal...'

"Am I a bad parent if I had a better Halloween costume than either of my kids?"

A woman wearing a football pitch hat

Sweet Costume

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

"Beanirrito"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Snail Man

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Savory Types

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"We should start wearing masks."

Christmas sweater alternatives