Dino Decorator Mugs

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Face Painting.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Pencil and Sharpener

'The roof needs icing.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'