Dinosaur Decoration Lover Mugs

"It simple division of labour! Ug do hunt. Grok do gather, me do interior design."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Primitive magician

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Best before 65 million BC.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Jurassic Pork

Catasaurus

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"The invention of taxidermy."