Dinosaur Decoration Lover Gifts

"It simple division of labour! Ug do hunt. Grok do gather, me do interior design."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Primitive magician

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Best before 65 million BC.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Jurassic Pork.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Jurassic Pork

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Catasaurus

"The invention of taxidermy."