Dinosaur Delight Gifts

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Rock Climber

"Shake! Good Dog."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Catasaurus

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"Oooh... bacon!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Dino Fest

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'

Devilled Eggs

Hellbillies.

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

When swine flew!

"Has he had all his shots"

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"