Dinosaur Darling Gifts

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

Jurassic Parking Lot

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Catasaurus

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

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"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Experts through the ages.

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"I think we overordered."

"Oooh... bacon!"

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'