Derelict Darling Gifts

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Dialogue

Coronavirus Romance

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Happy birthday Darling!

Valentines

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

'Okay, so you've proved a point - you really do love me!'

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”

Marry me on a surfboard

Happy Valentine's day 2020

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

Man anchors suspenders to ground as he prepares to jump with girlfriend at lover's leap.

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

Diet - Stop stuffing your face"

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

Like me on Facebook?

'All I did was ask her to marry me!'

'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'

"Do you card for the free birthday dessert?"

Merry Christmas darling!

Dressing up

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! I met this lady. Sparks flew. She's married and I'm married. But again .... sparks really flew. Am I wrong for thinking life's too short, and we should seize our moments of happiness whenever we can? First of all, keep in mind that if you're every found out, sparks are going to fly again.

'I warned you not to ski so close to that snow gun!'