Derelict Darling Pillows

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Dialogue

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Coronavirus Romance

Valentines

Happy birthday Darling!

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

'Okay, so you've proved a point - you really do love me!'

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Marry me on a surfboard

Happy Valentine's day 2020

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

Man anchors suspenders to ground as he prepares to jump with girlfriend at lover's leap.

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

Diet - Stop stuffing your face"

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

'All I did was ask her to marry me!'

'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'

"Do you card for the free birthday dessert?"

Merry Christmas darling!

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

Dressing up

"Happy Wedding Day."