Do-gooder Darling Pillows

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Valentines

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

'Samaritans, mission control'

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

Please help.

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

Dressing up

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Goody 3 Shoes

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

New: Random Acts of Kindness Apps!

Ask Doctor Ernie. "Dear Dr. Ernie, Are there any inherited traits that never skip a generation?" Fertility.

Charity

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

'DO you remember when volunteering was just about trying to help people?'