Fun-loving Do-gooder Pillows

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Bears going water skiing.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

How's my sermon. . .

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Clown Happy Hour

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Office Park

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

Whale Piñata.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Teddy jogging

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.