Do-gooder With A Twist Pillows

"Get over yourself George, it was only a $100 donation."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

Vampire Blood Donor - I've never done this before.

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

'Samaritans, mission control'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

Goody 3 Shoes

Please help.

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

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Charity

'I never would have joined this group had I known about the uniforms.'

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

'DO you remember when volunteering was just about trying to help people?'

'It doesn't matter that you never got caught!'

'You advertised for a dog-walker?'

"We have donated to the needy in Eritrea and Haiti - which poor country do we want to donate to this year?"

"When it comes to giving to charity, I stop at nothing."