Skillful Do-gooder Pillows

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

Thanks And Giving.

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'Samaritans, mission control'

'Spare change.'

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

Please help.

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Goody 3 Shoes

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

New: Random Acts of Kindness Apps!

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

Charity