Skillful Do-gooder Gifts

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

No Caption. (A boy scout helps an elderly woman on a treadmill.)

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

Thanks And Giving.

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'Samaritans, mission control'

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

'Spare change.'

Bob wished he had gotten this cal BEFORE he gave all his money to his favourite charity.

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

Goody 3 Shoes

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Please help.

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

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