Doggy Do-gooder Gifts

'You advertised for a dog-walker?'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

Litter.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

A dog biscuit

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

No Caption. (A boy scout helps an elderly woman on a treadmill.)

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."

'Samaritans, mission control'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

Goody 3 Shoes

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

'I got the best present ever at Christmas: A huge ball of string...'

'Spoiled Rotten!'

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'