Daily Do-gooder Gifts

'Samaritans, mission control'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

No Caption. (A boy scout helps an elderly woman on a treadmill.)

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"Done saving the world for today."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Please help.

Goody 3 Shoes

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

Charities knocking on doors.

'This isn't rocket science, Chuck. You donate $1,000 to a charity. You feel good. That's it.'

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

New: Random Acts of Kindness Apps!

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

Charity

'DO you remember when volunteering was just about trying to help people?'

'You advertised for a dog-walker?'