Daily Do-gooder Mugs

'Samaritans, mission control'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"Done saving the world for today."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

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"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

Goody 3 Shoes

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

Please help.

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

Charities knocking on doors.

'This isn't rocket science, Chuck. You donate $1,000 to a charity. You feel good. That's it.'

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

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'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

'DO you remember when volunteering was just about trying to help people?'

'You advertised for a dog-walker?'

"We have donated to the needy in Eritrea and Haiti - which poor country do we want to donate to this year?"