Global Do-gooder Mugs

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Time's running out for Africa

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

Thanks And Giving.

We need a new project right now!!! What's the rush? Eco Club. The ice caps are melting, gas drilling is poisoning our water. It's an emergency! Plus

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

'Samaritans, mission control'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

Bob wished he had gotten this cal BEFORE he gave all his money to his favourite charity.

'Spare change.'

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

Please help.

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Goody 3 Shoes

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

New: Random Acts of Kindness Apps!

"Sir, in order for my organization to receive your generous donation you have to release the check."

Charity

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant