Global Do-gooder Pillows

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

Time's running out for Africa

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

Thanks And Giving.

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

'Samaritans, mission control'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

'Spare change.'

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

Please help.

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Goody 3 Shoes

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

New: Random Acts of Kindness Apps!

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

"Sir, in order for my organization to receive your generous donation you have to release the check."

Charity

'DO you remember when volunteering was just about trying to help people?'