Digital Do-gooder Pillows

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"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

'Samaritans, mission control'

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

Malware was hacked

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

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"Social media kindness. It's a thing!"

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

Goody 3 Shoes

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

Please Help! More Information On My Website. . .

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

'Now accepting credit cards.'

Charity

'DO you remember when volunteering was just about trying to help people?'

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'You advertised for a dog-walker?'

"We have donated to the needy in Eritrea and Haiti - which poor country do we want to donate to this year?"

Beggar appears digitally on screen to beg for money with card swiper technology.

"If you want to go online, we can use Bitcoin."