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Malware was hacked

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

Bum is on Paypal

'This is great. So far, I've had thirty six virtual donations.'

'Hey pal, can I surf for a bit?'

"Can I Venmo you?"

Man donating to charity box with contactless card

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'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Internet.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"So how much money do you make?"

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"Maybe this is a good time to sign up for the online version of this newspaper."