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'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

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'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

'Does it come with any Apps'

"He calls it the eBible."

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"What format shalt I save these in?"

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

"Well, Rachel... I suppose you could say that Moses downloaded the commandments from the cloud."

" think it's a software glitch, I'm supposed to be stored in the cloud."

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"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

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'Behold, for I have received a text message.'

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"Would you like to donate 1¢ for every word I text during a 5K walk?"

'Everyone turn to psalm 23 on his or her e-reader.'

'Now accepting credit cards.'

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