Tech-savvy Charitarian Prints

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'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

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'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

'Does it come with any Apps'

"He calls it the eBible."

"What format shalt I save these in?"

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"There is no power button, it's a Bible."

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."

Modern Temptation

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

"Well, Rachel... I suppose you could say that Moses downloaded the commandments from the cloud."

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

'Behold, for I have received a text message.'

Original versus contemporary short term missionary

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" think it's a software glitch, I'm supposed to be stored in the cloud."

"Would you like to donate 1¢ for every word I text during a 5K walk?"

'Everyone turn to psalm 23 on his or her e-reader.'

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'Now accepting credit cards.'

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