Tech-savvy Humanitarian Prints

"Would you like to donate 1¢ for every word I text during a 5K walk?"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

The dead sea scrolls

Childhood Screen Addict

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

Previously indecipherable, Professor Wiggins translates another ancient text using the newly discovered Rosetta phone.

Telephone consultations worked but maybe TEXT consultations were a step too far...Does anyone recognise 'fngx stre pink' as a symptom?.

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"

"Is it true Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud?"

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

"On day 11, Moses runs out of Tweets."

'Can you get them on an e-reader?'

Computer Diagnosis Man.

'The Electronic Health Records software works very well. I entered the patient's medications, vitals, and allergies. The software calculated the course of treatment, projected outcome, and anticipate insurance reimbursement.'

"Ok, so now we know that turning it off and back on again, doesn't work for life support machines."

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

'Brain surgery app.'

'Turn the camera off! Turn off the web cam!'

Please help.

'I can refer you to Dr. Staley, who is a noted internist....of the JJ39 computer, which does a wonderful job of diagnosis.'