Do-gooders Pillows

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

"We have donated to the needy in Eritrea and Haiti - which poor country do we want to donate to this year?"

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

Blood Donor

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"Done saving the world for today."

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'Samaritans, mission control'

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

"I see here several good deeds that seem to have gone unpunished."

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

Please help.

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

Hurricane Relief Thank You To States And The World.

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Goody 3 Shoes

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

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Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."