Do-gooders Gifts

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

"We have donated to the needy in Eritrea and Haiti - which poor country do we want to donate to this year?"

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

Blood Donor

No Caption. (A boy scout helps an elderly woman on a treadmill.)

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

"Done saving the world for today."

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

'Samaritans, mission control'

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

Please give U.S. Fire & Flooding Victims

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

"I see here several good deeds that seem to have gone unpunished."

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

Please help.

Hurricane Relief Thank You To States And The World.

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Goody 3 Shoes

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

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