Doggie Do-gooder Pillows

'This way I keep the law and don't get grossed out.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Humans are strange."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

This next song is also about food. I probably don't even need to say that anymore, do I.

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"My dog is NOT a child substitute. Not according to his headmaster anyway."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

A dog biscuit

No Caption. (A boy scout helps an elderly woman on a treadmill.)

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'