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'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

No Caption. (A boy scout helps an elderly woman on a treadmill.)

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

Thanks And Giving.

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'Samaritans, mission control'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

Bob wished he had gotten this cal BEFORE he gave all his money to his favourite charity.

'Spare change.'

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

"I see here several good deeds that seem to have gone unpunished."

Whenever I try to do good it backfires on me phobia.

Please help.

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

Moses as a boy scout.

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Goody 3 Shoes

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...