Good Deed Champion Pillows

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

God watches people through binoculars while keeping track of their good and bad deed.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Pearly King and Queen

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

If you want to see love be love.

Movember

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

Schrodinger's kittens

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."