Good Deeds Pillows

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

Thanks And Giving.

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'Samaritans, mission control'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

'Spare change.'

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

"I see here several good deeds that seem to have gone unpunished."

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

Whenever I try to do good it backfires on me phobia.

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Goody 3 Shoes

Moses as a boy scout.

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

'Say it, don't spray it.'

Charity