Good-deed Giver Pillows

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

Grace For Flies

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Saying Grace.

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

Can you guess what it is yet?

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

Thanks And Giving.

'Thank you for all your help. You're like a good photocopy machine. You make a lasting impression.'

'Gee, thanks pal."

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

'Spare change.'

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

'Eve is a nice addition, except you inadvertently created a lot of sexual tension.'

"I see here several good deeds that seem to have gone unpunished."