Good-deed Giver Pillows

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

Grace For Flies

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Saying Grace.

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

Can you guess what it is yet?

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

No Caption. (A boy scout helps an elderly woman on a treadmill.)

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

Thanks And Giving.

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

'Thank you for all your help. You're like a good photocopy machine. You make a lasting impression.'

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'Gee, thanks pal."

I THINK when OXFAM suggested you buy a goat for Xmas...They meant for the third world!

'Spare change.'

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

Please give U.S. Fire & Flooding Victims

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

Bob wished he had gotten this cal BEFORE he gave all his money to his favourite charity.

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

'Eve is a nice addition, except you inadvertently created a lot of sexual tension.'