Modern Day Do-gooders Pillows

"Drop money in the hat, or I have a paypal account if you prefer paperless."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"Do you accept credit card?"

Harvest Data Festival

Blood Donor

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'Samaritans, mission control'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

Please help.

'Please, sir, help me open a kick starter account...'

"Just scan the QR code."

Do you accept Bitcoin?

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Goody 3 Shoes

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

New: Random Acts of Kindness Apps!

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant