Modern Day Do-gooders Pillows

"Drop money in the hat, or I have a paypal account if you prefer paperless."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

Blood Donor

Harvest Data Festival

"Do you accept credit card?"

No Caption. (A boy scout helps an elderly woman on a treadmill.)

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

'Samaritans, mission control'

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

Do you accept Bitcoin?

"Just scan the QR code."

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

'Please, sir, help me open a kick starter account...'

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Please help.

Goody 3 Shoes

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

'Ask me about my corporate matching program'

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

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