Part-time Do-gooder Pillows

"The civic league agreed to honor him as a pillar of the community, with the stipulation that he's not a load-bearing one."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

'I'll do half of it.'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

'Samaritans, mission control'

"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

STRIP *Community Care * Skilled volunteer

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

Please help.

"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

Goody 3 Shoes

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

New: Random Acts of Kindness Apps!

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

"I don't want to live on the edge, but I wouldn't mind visiting it."

Charity

"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"

'DO you remember when volunteering was just about trying to help people?'

'You advertised for a dog-walker?'

"We have donated to the needy in Eritrea and Haiti - which poor country do we want to donate to this year?"

"When it comes to giving to charity, I stop at nothing."

Paperboy wanted! Short round.

I got a call from my agent so I have to step out for an audition. I'll be back before you are ready for dessert.