Part-time Do-gooder Prints

"The civic league agreed to honor him as a pillar of the community, with the stipulation that he's not a load-bearing one."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

'I'll do half of it.'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"Yes, we're a charity tackling skyrocketing income inequality, but we're also a charity that should be saying 'I love my billionaire finder.'"

'Samaritans, mission control'

"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"You do pro bono work, I work for a non-profit, we both do volunteer work... that's why we need food stamps."

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"I think you got the wrong end of the stick...When we voted to use the money to help the Third World by buying livestock or providing clean water....we meant to send a cheque!"

Goody 3 Shoes

"You're work might be free, but based on the quality, it's not pro bono."

Please help.

'It's good that you enjoy volunteerism. This job pays just about nothing.'

Charities knocking on doors.

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

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"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"

"I don't want to live on the edge, but I wouldn't mind visiting it."

Save the trees - Buy me deodorant

'DO you remember when volunteering was just about trying to help people?'

'You advertised for a dog-walker?'

"We have donated to the needy in Eritrea and Haiti - which poor country do we want to donate to this year?"

Paperboy wanted! Short round.

"Just for a while dear, we must part."