Your Darling Pillows

Happy birthday Darling!

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Dialogue

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Valentines

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Marry me on a surfboard

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

Diet - Stop stuffing your face"

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

Like me on Facebook?

"Where do you draw the line?"

Merry Christmas darling!

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

"Do you card for the free birthday dessert?"

'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'

Dressing up

'My motto is...'if you can't stand the heat, go out to dinner'.'

'I warned you not to ski so close to that snow gun!'

"And this overlap in the middle is the place I call home."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"You have no missed prayers."