Dinosaur Darling Pillows

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Catasaurus

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

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"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Experts through the ages.

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

"I think we overordered."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Oooh... bacon!"