Denture Darling Pillows

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Happy birthday Darling!

Valentines

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"Remember toothache!!!"

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

Dentures for a shark

"Gesundheit."

'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'

"Do you card for the free birthday dessert?"

'Blimy! Colgate Ultrawhitener I guess?'

"You don't want to mess about with that denture fixative rubbish Ethel. You want to get yourself some gasket seal from the motor spares shop."

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

"Grandma, take your dentures back and leave my tooth for the tooth fairy."

"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

Thank God for poor denture adhesives.

"Old age is tough. Granddad lost a tooth but instead of money from the tooth fairy all he got was a bill from the dentist."

"So when did you learn to read wallets?"

The Toothless Fairy

Grandma, you have something in your teeth.

"Admit it - you HAVE been flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies, haven't you?"

'Dentist in and out trays.'