Denture Devotee Pillows

The Toothless Fairy

"Remember toothache!!!"

"Old age is tough. Granddad lost a tooth but instead of money from the tooth fairy all he got was a bill from the dentist."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'So that's where grandma's dentures got to.'

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

"Granny must be very rich, she's sold everything to the tooth fairy."