Denture Adventurer Pillows

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Draw your own path."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Remember to lash from the outside!

Danger: Falling animals

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Lost

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

'You are here' sign on desert island.

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Ahoy

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.