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When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Draw your own path."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Danger: Falling animals

Lost

'You are here' sign on desert island.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

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