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Detour 50c.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Tourists

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Street signs you don't want to see.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Down on Bourbon Street...

Distance to horizon varies.

Confused drivers

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.