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"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Detour Sign

The Vineyard

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Kardiff.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Man helping a mini learner driver

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'The penguin is upset...'

Distance to horizon varies.

Filling up.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

I love my motor.

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'