Detour Enthusiast Mugs

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Detour Sign

The Vineyard

'What zip code are we in now?'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Airlines

Kardiff.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Filling up.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

I love my motor.

Distance to horizon varies.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."