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I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

'What zip code are we in now?'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Airlines

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

How am I abducting?

Dog Crossing

Motor Tourism

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Tunnel of Like.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Be open to help.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Family traits.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Distance to horizon varies.